Ricky, my littlest brother, just took first in all his track meet events and jumped an incredible 20 feet and 1.5 inches (He's 13!!). In a thread where his friends were discussing how he did it, this exchange (or teaching moment, perhaps) much amused me:
Kid: well u r black
Kid: Isn't it the same thing
Ricky: Sir, Cambodia is in Asia
Yeah Ricky, drop that knowledge.